Picture Perfect

Looking for a quick laugh of the visual
variety? Web Wombat offers some great
pictures and cartoons for your enjoyment.

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Little Dog: A bit of light gardening...
Valet Parking: Ouch thats gotta hurt!
Ship Wrecked: Shiver me timbers!
Face Lift: Who needs a good surgeon?
Bike Support: Riding keeps you fit and... alive?
Hurdle Fun: I think a little more practice is needed.

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Pussycat: It's a miracle, the messaih of the cat's.
Bobsled Madness: Express to the North Pole.
Hoop Dreams: This game gives me the pits!
Smile Please: Did someone say cheese?
Tennis Anyone?: And who said tennis wasn't a manly sport?
Light Exercise: No one told me that skipping was part of the army.

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Cheers: Having a smashing time.
Head Strong: Eyes on the ball.
Loving Couple: Happy ever after.
Mustard Please?: A hidden talent?
Air Time: And was this one serviced off shore?
At Sea: Was this what really sunk the Titanic?

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Foot Soldiers: Protecting your country...
Police Raid: "Can I ask you a question officer?"
Weight Watchers: "The diet starts tomorrow, I swear!".
Wild Weather: Global warming - here we come!
Story Time!: Sometimes learning can get a little blue...
Wife Remote: Diamonds are a man's best friend.

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Dial Up: Your latest superhero is just a phonecall away!
Tasty Treat: Our best gag yet?
Eat Up: "Don't eat that. You'll ruin your dinner!"
Short Round: What? Why would this be strange?
High Tower: Reason #1 why you should never upset a girlfriend.
Crash Course: Finally, some back-door action on the internet!

Cop Chase: Life on the beat - it's tough...
Big Mac: The only survivor after nuclear war.
Cute Kitty: "Someone call the RSPCA!"
Rude Box: Pimp My Ride gone horribly wrong.
Shock Top: You must be this tall to ride.
Pee Wee: "I shouldn't have had that extra large cola..."

Road Safety: Look left, look write?
Big Balls: Get'em young!
Beer O'Clock: Keep your thought to yourself next time...
Boogie Time: Who says we aren't raunchy enough!
Really Desperate: The truth hurts...
Petrol Tank: Everyone is being affected by the current fuel prices.

End of a relationship: Go on, buzz off then.
Beer run: Come on guys, it's getting warm.
Too true: He caught on fast!!
Not for squirrel lovers: That's not very nice ....
Vertigo inducing: A scary slide.
Eeeeek: Mmmmmmmm, a hairy sandwich.

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Bananarama: For those who what more from their diet.
Sesame Seeded: And does this provide the necessary dietry fibre?
How to impress: For the big man with a small ego.
A unique speed hump: A vehicle would get you there faster!
Peek-a-boo: If they only knew.
Nth degree marketing: Run away sales effort

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Big Foot: Sometimes, they just don't turn out the way you expect.
Big Bite: I think he needs the RACV.
Tasty Tooth: This is why they never show you the faces!
Tip Top: He was fired three days later...
Mouse Hunt: It always pays to be prepeared.
Guessing Game: Life can be cruel sometimes...but oh, so funny!

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Pooper Pet: It's all gibberish to me.
Grey Power: At its most strident.
A Born Leader: Why we can sleep safely at nights.
Snap Freeze: Real brass monkey weather.
Rude Awakening: A not-to-good outcome.
Yippee!!: What happens out in the back paddock when no one is around.

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Over Bite: Is this Popeye's cousin?
Snack Attack: Dinner time!
Wedding Wars: Is this the face of your future husband?
Score Bored: This is why we prefer AFL...
Pregnant Pause: The real meaning of "Growing Pains"
Hybrid Car: Saving the planet... one enemy at a time.

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Sponsors: Don't laugh - it'll happen!
What's in a name: Skite!
Repeating: Gourmet advice.
Rare sight: Blow me some skin, brother
Beer ad: Cruel ... but probably very true.
Oooops: What's the bet they were using mobile phones.

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Peachy Cheeks: Sometimes called the coin slot...?
Bomb Humour: An explosive sense of humour.
High-speed Washer: When house work combines with fishing.
Pumped Kin: Crop growers are remarkably creative.
Reflection: Red heads have the best hair styles!
Woof: Dog days can be a squeeze.
Warning: Traffic problems? It's only going to get worse.
Bustin' Your Balls: The nut-cracker has since been outlawed...

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Cleaning frenzy: Tips for conservation.
What can happen!: Is this what Marie Antoinette meant?
Portend: That sinking feeling.
Delving Deeply: The things you can catch if you really try.
Another for Conservation: A message for the trees - maybe?
Snap Freeze: Now this IS brass monkey weather.

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Rat Face: This is the African Naked Mole-Rat...
Wheres Doggy: Paris Hilton in 50 years time
Wife Swap: Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn!
Mug Shot: A photo of our Web Wombat Motoring Editor...
Ice Day: Lets hope it's got air conditioning
Public Transport: How the government eases the transport crisis

Turn off: Well I'm not shopping there.
Have nun of that: The Lord's headkicker.
Stupido: It should say: "Read more dictionaries".
Hit F5: Ancient Egyptian website.
Uh oh: She must be so bored.
Okay!: The perfect gym.

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Nut Case: Sometime animals need a break too
Ball Games: Queer Eye For The... Ball Guy?
Dream Days: So much to learn!!
Doggie Do: Never judge a book by it's puppy?
Mans World: George W Bush's exam results!
Womens World: Now who's the superior sex!!

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Light Years: Not that hard to turn on...
Paper Cut: The one place you don't want scissors!
Cow Days #1: "Why doesn't it Moooooooove"
Cow Days #2: The Wayne Carey of Cows.
Oh Duck!: It's all class today!
Mother Trucker: "George, Mabye this isn't the job for you"

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Subliminal Message: Happy buses.
Really Loaded: Square peg in a round hole!
Bang!!: Runway OR runaway?
Bogged Out: Surely one would have noticed.
An Ohh Arrrr One: Well someone has to babysit.
Well Positioned: It's just your wayward mind.

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Early warning: From the vaults at Microsoft.
Confusion: Mad Cow Disease strikes.
An absolute doll: Perfect for White House Ken.
Full house: Harsh, but fair.
Modern curse: Mobile bloody phones!
Noooooooooooo!: The stuff of nightmares.

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Kitty Cushion: "Whatever you do, don't sit down!"
Car Wash: For some reason, this is the most popular carwash in town.
Cycling Life: Much greener than driving.
Lady Killer: Like Father, like son...
Big Night-Out: Is there such thing as too much pussy? 
Parking Space: I should have just caught the train!

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Bridge It: Why not to build your home over a river.
Ebay Photo: Have a CLOSE look at this one...
Snake Bite: Strange - but true.
Fro Mo: The best way to avoid sunburn!
Packing Heat: There's shops for everything these days.
Tiny Tim: If curiosity killed the cat, what happened to the kitten?

A Bedtime Story: To keep the kids wrong footed.
So Cuddly: But see where we're heading.
Big Catch: But of the wrong variety.
Dollar Devalues: Is this what you call a currency crises?
Wet Art: Would you want to eat this now?
Philisophy: At it's best.

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Free Candy: What's not to trust?
In Hiding: The key is being inconspicuous
Shark Tooth: "Let's all go to the ball game..."
Bus Wheels: Keep those records spinning!
Innocent & Guilty: How can you be angry at this fella?
Rule Book: Simply looking out for your well being
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Poop Chute: This is one kitty you don't want to mess with!
Bubble Bath: It's true, Yoga does make you fart...
Dirty Laundry: There's a lot of "Dirty" Cops on the force.
Duck Dive: Needless to say: She came last...
Strike Three: Why Michael Jordan failed on the Baseball feild.
Cement Shoes: How the Mafia Industry get back at cops...

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Seeing things: Why women need to drink.
Traffic hazard: A parking officer's worst nightmare.
Ice bear: Chilling out and letting it floe.
Teaching sex: Oh lordie ...
Karate Kitty: Fight to death, little grasshopper.
Oh boy: Who said heavy machinery operators were stupid?

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Say Cheese: Someone has been eating their Schmakos!
Crocodile Rock: Is this the Cloverfield Monster?
News Update: Even Wayne Carey gets a guernsey this week...
Clothes Shop: Michael Jackson's favourite hang-out
Safe Sex: "Which hole do I put it in?"
News Update #2: We couldn't resist!!

Super Size: The main attraction on Melbourne's South Yarra
Hot Dog: This dog is as light as a feather!
Bad Boys: The Fonz of Birds.
Quick Cuppa: Paris Hilton is still on 'that' diet.
Snow Wet: Xmas isn't always a good time for families
Who's Hungry?: Cats is one thing, but this?

Lawyers: What can you say?
Marine chopper: We think this camouflage may be spotted.
Dick's Place: No Comment.
Handy: Luckily you don't have to go far ...
Great names: Must be a new definition of 'just'.
Folks are dumb where I come from: One giant hayseed.

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The Prez: Computer literate.
A professional: Well, it's better than shooting people.
A definite sign: Astounding.
Thanks: We'll be in trouble over this one!
Patience: It's nice to have friends.
Crowded: The Great Pool of China.

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Horse Play: What Prince Charles doesn't want you to see...
Snap Shot: This would hurt like Puck.
Stronger Man: Speedo's are always attractive.
Lift Off: Mabye he should stick to lawn bowls.
Head First: This guy is still adapting to playing "Down Under".
Big Kick: Men, all together now: "Ouuuch"

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Little piggies: Never has walking roast pork looked so cute.
Croakey!: Toadying up to the schoolteacher.
Oh dear: This wouldn't get advertised on the radio!
Typical: New road surface ... almost.
Welsh rugby player: Hopefully not going for a leek!
Yawwwwn: I can bearly stay awake.

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Heaven Sent: Not all myths are true.
Toilet Humour: We should be so lucky!
Cold Feet: "Well...this is awkward"
The Sign: Why did we hire Michael Jackson to design this??
Strike Force: How the world knows God hates white trash.
Benny Gump: We couldn't ignore this one!

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Dog Walker: I think she's missing the point...
The King: Elvis has left the building...and gone to the Drive Through
Pooper Scooper: Commitment to his work!
High Flyer: "This better be worth it!!"
Dangerous Typing: Forget drugs - this is what's killing our kids!
News Report: "This just in... Me?"

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High Chair: Is this the next President of the USA?
Panty Raid: What Al Gore didn't tell you...
Milk Shake: Whatever you do...don't touch his nuts.
Fast Food: At least they are honest - unlike Aussie supermarkets.
Ben Cousins: There's plenty more where this came from!

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Flight Path: "For passengers looking out the left side of the plane..."
Wee Problem: One for the Spring Carnival lovers!
Road Toll: The highway to heaven...or hell?
Fire Hazard: "I think we took a wrong turn somewhere"
After Dinner: At least he didn't order the Cream of Sumyunguy
Google This!: Two big hits!

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Flashback #1: Safety doesn't take a holiday ladies!
Flashback #2: Is anyone else hungry?
Flashback #3: "I'll have 20!!"
Flashback #4: Ever wondered why parents fight?
Flashback #5: It's just that simple...
Flashback #6: "Well, if you say so"

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Fish Tales: If two heads are better than one, what about two tails?
Wet 'n' Wild: At least he'll float.
Creepy Crawly: The real reason people are afraid of going to Iraq.
Joy Ride: Caution - Wide Load.
Freefall Frisbee: The reason you shouldn't take pets on holiday.
Election 2007: John Howard's youth vote is skyrocketing.

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Beach Balls: Read all about it...
Handy Work: Perhaps this is Victoria's real Secret.
Twisted Tales: See the person, not the disability.
Story Time #2: "What do you mean mummy likes to eat tacos?".
Kiddie Corner: Poor Big Bird!
Whale Watcher: Hung like a horse, or could actually eat a horse?

Weather Watch: And now to the weather...
Crazy Cat: Dancing with the Stars....or Feline
Chunky Monkey: At least he's wearing a life jacket
Next Door: My Big Fat Greek...Neighbours?
Ray-Bow: Only funny if you're a terrible human!
Grand Final: Another happy Geelong Fan!!

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Footloose: Here I come..
Impress the neighbours: How to impress when you haven't got it.
Snow meeting: The noses have it.
Alignment required: Well, back to the garage..
We know!: One more time and we may get it..
Back to nature: The Swiss family in the 21st century

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Baby Boy: A little bit of fun for the parents.
Car Parked: How to spot a terrorist at an airport...
Drink Hard: Someone get a bucket!!
Cat Attack: You can't trust anyone these days.
Wedding Wangs: "At least we know she's not a lesbian"
Pill Popper: Tell it like it is - and the kids will listen!

Study Hard: Women are a science.
Late Night: "You should see the other guy!"
Check Out: Ummm, wrong way girls...
Mixed Marriage: Some people never learn.
Croc Hunted: This crocodile is stoned!
Ghost Rider: Our freakiest pic yet.

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Bargain Hunt: "Tell him he's Dreaming!"
Cake Stall: This one will go straight to your thighs...
Karate Cat: Wax On. Cat Off.
Mountain Man: Can you face the truth?
Bed Time: And now for the world's biggest hangover.
Wedding Jitters: For some reason, this man is really popular!

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Mixed Marriage: "I'll just keep my maiden name..."
Stone Cold: An elephant never forgets!
Cute Kitty?: They're not always cute.
Movie Marathon: Best-Porno-Ever.
Smell That: "Call the RSPCA"
Gee String: Always plan ahead when you pack.

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Head turning: How would it look in the rear view mirror?
Slap it back: Perfect on a hot day.
Be afraid: Is this what public transport if coming too?
Getting the message across: Would you buy after seeing this?
Arrr choooo: It's all in the pronunciation.
Vroom! Vroom!: Plant the foot in this one.

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Natural bonding: Bloody birds
Unfair: Got him!
Paint job: Up-front power.
Naughty: Gals night out.
Lot of bull: Must be Moo-di Gras.
Most wanted: Oh well, missed out on one.

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Caught: Hey ... don't peek!
James Anthony's tent: Getting away from it all.
Bad timing: Errr, not right now thanks kid!
Yum: This water is delicious.
Quacking up: Running a-fowl of each other.
Top spot: Help wash I'Man OverLaden Bin's hair.

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Hi Hoe: Why Snow White was so unpopular!
Drink Up: And people say Asian cusine is less than satisfactory...
Eat Up: ...On second thought?
Snail Trail: How bored was the photographer?
Big Changes: I still love my High School sweetheart...All of her!
Your Space: An all to common occurance.

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Hold Tight: Why being cheap doesn't pay!
Look Here: Not the most private way of being outed...
Opposites Attract: I think I'll park in the street.
Toilet Tantrum: Never mess with woman!
RIP: May he Rest In Pieces
Bike Rider: The only way to travel...

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Awwwwwwww: So cute we're going to cry.
Go Doggies: Hate to say it, but the cheerleader is a dog!
Ooops: I guess I didn't use my noodle.
Tunnel vision: Escape from Alcatraz.
Cuties: Pawsing for a cuddle.
Watch it: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!

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Lost in translation: The owner ... he drink too much!
An office godsend: New key for expert typists.
All prepared: Management meeting?
Spooky: A perfectly named van.
Major ooops: Luke's next business will be a truck-driving school.
For dog lovers: I was so scared my hair stood on end.

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Poo Tube: The newest Internet craze!
Close Range: Why you should never piss off your boss...
Womans World: If the world was crazy mabye?
Work Out: The next hit comedy sequel.
Free Willy: "Thar She Blows!"
Sticky Situation: Adultery is a terrible thing.

Air Bag: It's an age old battle. Nissan or Porshe?
Child Care: Topical...though it may end up getting us killed!
Wax Works: Another age old battle....
Dead Set: Wipe Out Five or Wipe Out....Death?
Wipe Up: Not recommended after a night of Mexican food.
Marriage Sticks: We don't support domestic violence...anymore.

Bigger Mac: Is this on the Heart Foundation menu?
Hardcore Stuff: Always, EAT your vegies...
Flying High: How to deter the enemy!
Too Cute: Sometimes, we need something for the kids
Yes Sir: They may be powerful - but they still have needs.
Super Sticky: One of the best yet...

Over Dose: Is this Lindsey Lohan's cat?
Fanta Pants: An important sexual awareness ad.
Car Port: Oh, how the upper class live!
Broke Backside: Dark Knight, or in the dark of the night?
Toilet Wars: Now we know why Vader wears that gas mask!
Dr. Sticky: These just get better!

Ring Hole: What if people need to poop?
High Life: How trailer trash celebrate in style.
Ice Cold: "I think this may be a faulty box..."
I Do: Marriage isn't the battle, it's the reception!!
Burkes Backyard: Is this Tim The Toolman Tailor's?
Balls Out: Someone call the RSPCA now!

Dinner Time: Who wants seconds?
Blow Harder: This is what's causing Global Warming...
So Close: Why you can never have an 'off' day at this job.
Cheer Up: Hell hath no fury...
Star Rock: The Force Is Strong With This Band...
Wet Stick: We can't get enough of them!

Eye Sore: "Is this thing on?"
Silver Lining: For all you romantics out there...
Bend Over: The most popular class at the university.
Pucker Up: And people say the Chinese Government is heartless!
Listen In: Hard of hearing, or simply, just hard?
Big Stick: Back by popular demand!!!

Lady Man: This is the Mastercard bill you DON'T want to receive...
Pay Back: Girls can be so cruel!
Ice Cold: Wooly Mammoth, or perhaps they need a Wooly Jumper?
Tit Mouse: The sort of mice you don't mind having in your house.
Dog Day: Guess who wins...
Straight Lines: Women's body issues continue on a downward spiral.

Big Dump: And people say girls are weak...
Dog Day: Does size really matter?
Gee Whizz: The closet things to humans, they say!
Wobbily Wheels: Not the most aero-dynamic of equipment.
Stick It: Nice and simple.
Fun Ride: Anthony Callea has been turned away several times...

Tall Tale: Biting off more than he can chew.
Lucky Dip: A real David and Goliath battle.
Frozen Delight: Wake up to a cold snap!
Embarrasing Moment: Something to look back on and laugh.
Nice and Squeezy: Nice set of puppies.
What A Life: Flexibility is the answer.

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Sports Grudge: Ah! The AFL season has started.
Warning: Paying tax is a privilege, not a right.
Mee-oww: There's a joke about a wet, um, cat in here.
Good Advice: Clearly not the place to stop.
Roll Up: No one pilfers from this pub!
So Cute: In the spotlight.
Bidet Business: Wash out your, um, bum.
Priorities: Trailer trash. Now with style.
Spooky: Giving new meaning to shaking hands...

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Footy Fever: What Ben Cousins has really been up to in his time off.
Second Language: The best way to learn.
Big Pole: We knew there was a reason why Ireland was so much fun!
Post It: And people say men are scum...
Hello, Goodbye: The best way to fight a divorce case.
Down Under: The true Aussie Blue Collar Spirit...

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Safety Feature: The latest in airbag design.
Beached Whale: All is not as it seems.
True Happiness: Is this what you call a happy meal?
Dangerous Claim: No wonder we need glasses.
Hang About: Careful what you do in this age of the digital camera.
Big Dive: Now this is what we call guts.

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Resting: Dead-end job?
Danger ahead: Good advice.
Wrong: Under-car ground park.
Cutey: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Not unexpected: Iraqi how-to-vote card.
Sneak Attack: Tora, Tora, Tora ... Remember Pearl Harbour!

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Good advertising: Say no more.
Oh dear: Who said men can't take messages?
Fun in the water: Yeehaaaaaaa.
Name: Ja, very Kaput.
Wacko: Some people are very unkind.
Loud and Clear: Too long on the computer?

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Self-loathing: If we wore this ... we'd hate ourselves too!
Totally sick: Not funny.
Sign says it all: Mass grave for accountants.
Duh: Good advice ... from a moron
Floppy ad: Just Brilliant!
Darth Vader: ooooh, Darth, you are a BIG boy.

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Flag Pole: Where do the 4th of July fireworks go?
Big Drinker: At least he recylcles!
Bum Deal: Why you should never fall asleep at a party.
Local Butcher: Take one guess at his previous job...
Face Lift: People just walk all over this poor guy....literally
Puppy Love: Why you should never bring pets to work.

Big Bells: Why Peter Pan stayed in Neverland for so long!
Hot Dog: Q: How much does this Hot Dog seller make annually?
Golf Pro: This sits on Greg Normans wall.
Flipper Dipper: When Lassie and Flipper get togther...this happens.
Read Well: You should see the campaign for sex education!
Round Up: Where's a trolley boy when you need one?

Gee Whiz: Thank god it's not a nudist beach!
Fire Bug: It's the thought that counts...
Get Screwed: Amazing! A pic of Paris Hilton screwing really really hard!
Over There: "Somewhere over the rainbow, beer is nigh...."
Skid Mark: Why you should always clean your car!
The Truth: I think we can all take something from this.

Beer-dows: The latest in computer technology.
Hungry Jack: Would you like fried with that?
Coked Out: The beach is for fun, sun and....wha???
Bare Truth: Not funny, just sad.
Fore Hand: Some handy tips for the Australian Open players
Light Up: Don't ever let this guy use your car to charge his battery!

Don't Lose: Some inspirational words of advice.
Cutting Cheese: "What did you eat? That one smells of beef!"
Well Hung: I hope he's using protection.
Rock Hard: Let's hope this photo doesn't have a 'happy ending'.
Toilet Break: Thar She Blows!
Church Chat: Uniting the world through fashion!

Parking Space: Some people are just better drivers than others.
Bloody Idiot: Why Americans shouldn't drive in Australian.
Can't Ski: Look left, look right - LOOK OUT!
Twin Towers: It was a sad time for all.
Surfs Up: "Oh....S**t"
Creepy Crawler: Keep an eye out for these creeps this summer.

Croc Tails: Why we are about to fall off the food chain.
Scared Stiff: And these two are husband and wife!
Mouse House: Let's hope he was hiding some extra strong chedder in there.
Wish List: The aftermath of this year's Christmas
Shark Bait: Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water...
Tickets Please: While not always on time, the trains are at least accurate.

Pinch Pinch: Never trust a man wearing bronze.
Naughty Roots: "My wife can't help herself!"
Bug Eyed: Take a closer look...
Bad Gas: That is what we like to call 'The Ring Stinger'
Lonley Pole: Some love can't be explained
Drink Up: The ultimate Christmas presents

Drink Up: Doing our bit to help the cause.
Lip Lock: One kiss and you'll be lost forever!
Christmas Caper: The perfect idea for those long holiday nights stuck at work.
Big Money: All on black please...
Red Flag: The most sanitary picture we've ever had.
Loving Owner: Take some time to reflect on this one!

Krispy Kreme: 5 Reasons not to buy Krispy Kreme Donuts!
Beethoven's 5th: Does she walk him, or he walks her?
Water Sorts: The twists and turns of proffesional water sports.
Mickey's Mouse: Minney won't be happy...
Holy Face: The human keychain.
Oval Office: We all have needs.

Bar Tab: Be careful what you order.
Agony Aunt: It's going to be a long, long summer...
Flatscreen Pt.1: Well this all seems to be in order...
Flatscreen Pt.2: Oh, well that explains it all!
Baby Booze: The perfect way to train them.
Drive Through: This is what we like to call a "Mac Attack"

Weeping David: Expect light showers and hail later in the day...
Zoom Out: This is why he isn't allowed to watch Baywatch anymore.
Big Blow: Like father, like son.
Deep Foul: Brings new meaning to the term "Jump Shot"
Road Safety: At least we have options!
Free Willy: Sadly, they are now endangered in Japan...

Dog Day: At least they have their priorities straight.
Pop Darth: Who needs a light saber when you have a safety pin!
Lunch Break: Why the heck is she smiling?
Pac Man: "Perhaps it's time you gave up the video games while at work"
Buy Up: The best way to sell anything....
Skin & Bones: And this is what the fashion industry calls "Beautiful"?

Daddy Daycare: Read between the lines
Sign Out: Do what I say, not say what I do!
Drink Up: The future leaders of our world.
Safety First: You can never be to careful.
Shooting Up: God's way of telling you he doesn't want you here.
Pappa Smurf: These are the episodes they didn't want you to see...

BM Double-You: You gotta use what God gave you...
Candid Camera: I said 'Say Cheee', not 'Eat Cheese'!
Slippery Stuff: At least we're willing to admit it.
Dr Who?: "I don't remember this as a kid?"
Drink Up: How has this not been invented yet!!
Barely Bear: The sign of a true artist at work...

Me Shirt: "That's All Folks!"
Darth Vader: This is why he's in the Dark...side.
Fire Hazzard: "I knew I shouldn't have had the beans for lunch"
Love Ad: Love has never been so clever..
Tall Tales: "I'll get that cat from the tree for you!"
Petty Prayers: A strict and vengeful god...

Poop Chute: Take two pills and call me in the morning...
Affirmation #1: Why boat trips are so much fun.
Road Trip: Been there, done that!
Affirmation #2: "I've never understood why so many marriages fail"
Troy Boy: ...Hang on. Something's not right here.
Affirmation #3: This one pretty much speaks for itself...

Holy Batsuit!: The reason the Batman franchise failed.
Hefty Hippo: A small meal never seems to fill you up!
Pin-Up Girl: There's been a terrible, terrible mistake.
What's Cooking: You won't see this recipe on Jamie's Kitchen.
Fanta Pants: I can almost see his haggis!
Testing Tale: Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

Puppy Love: I'm gonna kill that puppy!
Cactus Jack: This is a true outdoors-man
Fishy Business: "I told my wife I was working late...how do I explain this?"
Wizard Watch: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Bone.
Body Art: "...Or as his close friends call him: Nipple Bum".
Beavis and Butthead: Sadly, this is so accurate.

Old Timer: Wait until you see Grandma's outfit.
Tag Dag: Johnny Depp seems to be making some extra cash on the side.
Dance Break: A sure fire way to clear the dancefloor.
Tent Pitching: True love.
Movie Buff: Tron audiences were literally left divided.

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